Cookie Psychology

          Good day! I am professor Colon O'Breen from England. I am here to tell you about the impact that cookies can have on one's brain. Cookies, or biscuits as we call them in England, have been used for centuries to heal the sick and make the depressed feel better. The chemical theobromine in chocolate has a psychological effect on the brain which causes pain to feel as though it isn't there and makes one feel better about them self. I have been studying the impact of cookies on the human brain and body for years and I have finally come to a conclusion - sharing cookies strengthens friendships and trust. Throughout my life, I have dealt with terrible tragedies. My mother was diagnosed with celiac's disease at the age of 36, this caused her to stop eating milk chocolate. She soon fell into a deep depression and could not seem to get out of it. I realized there was only one way to fix this situation (or as the cool kids say; sitch.) I fed her one of my great grandmemaw's chocolate chip cookies. At first, she had great abdominal pain. It soon subsided. She fell into a deep sleep and is still asleep to this day, without pain. As you can see, cookies, and chocolate, have changed my life for the better and you should always share your cookies. Thank you.


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